Friday, September 23, 2011

I have just fitted a G.P.S satellite navigation system into my girlfriends underwear. Do I have stalker issues?

I have one of them in mine, it says turn right into the olde red lion, then nip in the queens head for another... I love it|||No, those come standard in most of the newer models|||Did you hook that up to the chastity belt she wears when you're not around, or is it a completely separate unit? I'm asking because it's either I do these things with my daughter or she's going into a convent.|||That won't help anyway.





It'll help her cheat more....|||yeah lol|||SHE MUST HAVE SOME BIG KNICKERS|||That's disgusting.|||Yes but not a very good one. What happens when she takes them off?


How does the system not get overheated?





I suggest you implant it under the skin. How you get that done is a whole 'nother discussion.|||Sick in the head. What happened to good old trust and love|||More like trust issues.|||dude, what i did is better , i put a chip that gets u pregnant and u look like your 8 months, so each time she lies her belly gets bigger, and there is not even a baby in side her, so wile we were in school she lied 2 the teacher 6 times and her belly kept getting bigger





the other thing i did was i put a tracking device that makes her do what ever i say|||How the HELL did you get 1,000+ points? Is that a new record?

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